BEASTMODE: OFF. DUMBMODE: ON.

There was this episode in the TV show Lost called “Room 23.” It was basically a room where the Dharma Initiative locked people in, blasted music at an inane level, and showed them this video.* *Watch the video. Watch all 2:58 of it with your sound on (preferably with over-the-ear headphones on for full-effect). You don’t […]

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The Life of a Troll

I think the original version of that quote substitutes troll with idiot. But they’re basically the same thing. Except trolls are kinda fun. And plus they look like this. Idiots are insufferable. I can’t say why, and I can’t say how, and I can’t definitively pinpoint when I became the biggest Niner hater in San […]

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